90 Funny Yoga Quotes That Will Make Your Day

Believe it or not, yoga can also be fun. Doing yoga allows us not only to relieve stress, but to overcome sadness and depression as well.

While some people are taking yoga very seriously, it is crucial to have fun during the process to fully enjoy it and the benefits yoga has to offer. There are many ways to make yoga more fun so don’t hesitate to smile and play some tunes to make yoga more interesting.

Feeling sad, frustrated, or alone? Don’t get troubled. Below we have compiled some of the best Funny Yoga Quotes that will make you feel happy and make your day right.

90 Funny Yoga Quotes: Make Yoga More Fun

1. “What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous

2. “Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown

3. “It’s funny when people think Yoga people are supposed to be calm. No We’re all here because we’re nuts. — Unknown

4. “True Yoga is not about the shape of your body, but the shape of your life. Yoga is not be performed; yoga is to be lived.” — Aadil Palkhivala

5. “Yoga is universal… But don’t approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain.” — Sri Krishna Pattabhi Jois

6. “Yoga believes in transforming the individual before transforming the world.” — Swami Satchidananda

7. “Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown

8. “Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous

9. “Yoga is not just repetition of few postures.” — Amit Ray

10. “If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous

11. “I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin

12. “All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman

13. “Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous

14. “Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel

15. “I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous

16. “For nearly every challenging moment in life, there’s a yoga pose to help you feel better.” — Mandy Ingber

17. “Yoga, working out, go to class, group settings where you can’t be on your phone, that’s a great way to unplug!” — Lana Condor

18. “First I do yoga, then I do the things.” — Unknown

19. “I like the posture, but not the yoga.” — Roman Payne

20. “Yoga is not about practicing your defined poses. It’s about what your body learns, how nimble and flexible you become, and what experience you gain throughout the process.” — Debasish Mridha MD

21. “Yoga began with the first person wanting to be healthy and happy all the time.” — Sri Swami Satchidananda

22. “Yoga is the process of eliminating pain – pain form the body, mind and the society.” — Amit Ray

23. “I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels

24. “In yoga, the key to staying youthful is a flexible spine.” — Mandy Ingber

25. “Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh

26. “A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon

27. “The meaning of yoga is connection of mind, body and spirit. If you have a bad telecommunication system, your body gets sick. Yoga helps fix that.” — Bikram Choudhury

28. “When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears

29. “Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible.” — Bob Harper

30. “Yoga is not about mastering posture and different poses, it is about taking control over the thoughts that control us.” — Debasish Mridha MD

31. “I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova

32. “I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown

33. “When I started doing asana, the yoga postures, I had a very strong feeling of many unnecessary things dropping away – especially tension and inadequacy.” — Patricia Sullivan

34. “At any Maroon 5 concert, you’ll see a room backstage marked ‘yoga.’” — Adam Levine

35. “For some people, staying grounded means doing yoga. For others, it’s spending time with family. Social media, too, can be a lifesaver.” — Ryan Holmes

36. “Yoga isn’t just about showing up on the mat. It’s about showing up in your life, in your day; it’s about opening your heart while standing firm and strong and believing in yourself.” — Kathryn E. Livingston

37. “Man who doesn’t have strength can practice. Except lazy people; lazy people can’t practice Ashtanga yoga.” — Sri Krishna Pattabhi Jois

38. “Relationships are like the world’s most intense yoga! It’s a daily practice.” — Tracy McMillan

39. “Yoga may look peaceful and calming, but even Arnold Schwarzenegger would have trouble breathing after twenty ‘surya namaskars’ in a row.” — Kareena Kapoor Khan

40. “Yoga adds years to your life and life to your years” — Alan Finger

41. “This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go.” — Katha Upanishad

42. “The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren’t enough.” — Amy Weintraub

43. “Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski

44. “My mom is a yoga instructor: 100% black with dreadlocks.” — Meghan Markle

45. “Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting

46. “A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets

47. “Oh gosh, I noticed dramatic changes in my body after I started doing yoga, but I also think you have to shake things up.” — Jennifer Aniston

48. “Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine

49. “You can plant a tree to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary, a promotion or a business success. Tree hugging is the easiest yoga art to connect you with nature.” — Amit Ray

50. “I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog

51. “I’m not at yoga all the time, but equally, I’m not being sick after a night out.” — Ella Woodward

52. ““The attitude of gratitude is the highest yoga.”” — Yogi Bhajan

53. “One of the biggest, most sad, and least funny Yoga jokes of all: Yoga is a physical fitness program.” — Anonymous

54. “It is easy to make the mistake of thinking yoga is about touching your toes when in fact yoga is about learning to touch others.” — Daren Main

55. “Life is better when you bend.” — Anonymous

56. “I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles

57. “The success of Yoga does not lie in the ability to perform postures but in how it positively changes the way we live our life and our relationships.” — T.K.V.Desikachar

58. “Many models do yoga, but I find it boring. I’d rather be outdoors having fun.” — Constance Jablonski

59. “I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon

60. “A lot of exercise is mindless; you can have music or the radio on and not be aware. But if you’re aware in anything you do – and it doesn’t have to be yoga – it changes you. Being present changes you.” — Mariel Hemingway

61. “I’m an exercise and yoga junkie and I feel good.” — Lainie Kazan

62. “Calming the mind is yoga, not just standing on the head.” — Swami Satchidananda

63. “If I don’t do high-intensity interval training classes for an hour every morning and yoga a few days a week, I get depressed.” — Davinia Taylor

64. All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown

65. “Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success.” — Hatha Yoga Pradipika

66. “The only way to experience true wellbeing is to turn inward. This is what yoga means – not up, not out, but in. The only way out is in.” — Sadghuru

67. “I do Yoga. I’d like to say I do it every morning, but I don’t, I just don’t have the time.” — Radha Mitchell

68. “Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are.” — Anonymous

69. “You can’t buy happiness but you can do yoga and that’s kind of the same thing.” — Anonymous

70. “I can be a bit extreme. I’ll spend too much time running round the park, doing yoga and drinking green tea. I can get a bit obsessive. I have to rein it in sometimes.” — Sam Taylor-Johnson

71. “Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.” — B. K. S. Iyengar

72. “I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous

73. “Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar

74. “The yoga pose you avoid the most you need the most.” — Unknown

75. “Yoga is how I got sober.” — Johnny Colt

76. “I used to do a lot of yoga, but I tend to lose a lot of weight when I do that.” — Colton Haynes

77. “This yoga is not possible, for the one who eats too much, or who does not eat at all; who sleeps too much, or who keeps awake.” — Bhagavad Gita

78. “My wife’s trying to get me into yoga, and it’s gonna take me a while, but eventually I’m gonna have to.” — Jason Momoa

79. “I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” — Jeremy Brett

80. “The reward for doing yoga well is simple — you get to do a better job at living a fulfilling life.” — Randal Williams

81. “Exercises are like prose, whereas yoga is the poetry of movements. Once you understand the grammar of yoga; you can write your poetry of movements.” — Amit Ray

82. “Yoga is the journey of the self, through the self, to the self.” — The Bhagavad Gita

83. “Go from a human being doing yoga to a human being yoga.” — Baron Baptiste

84. “Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. — Baxter Bell

85. “Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear

86. “Yoga is not about self-improvement, it’s about self-acceptance.” — Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa

87. “For me, yoga is not just a workout – it’s about working on yourself.” — Mary Glover

88. “Yoga happens in the last 1% of a pose.” — Darren Main

89. “Yoga teaches more than postures; it teaches you how to trust.” — Kathryn E. Livingston

90. “If I’m losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga.” — T. Guillemets

Conclusion

You don’t need to take yoga seriously to make the most of it. Through these Funny Yoga Quotes, make it more fun by mixing up different yoga poses, encouraging uniqueness, or put on some tunes during the activity. You can also bring a family member or friend to add more excitement and fun.

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